*Flail*

I have never felt so low.

*263049

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

Shine bright like a ‘gina

THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

Hahahaha this is awesome

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There’s literally nothing in your eyes when you look at me. I’m already that dead to you.

You always seem so ok.

*234832

You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.

This is exactly how I feel right now.

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*6679

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

*111728

sadoak:

Braille subdermal implants.

Directly translates to, “No sky no earth but still snowflakes fall”

i really fucking like this

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*20570

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*204104

ttr0uble:

toxicprada:

flora-hey:

lushmilk:

cool-kids-cant-die:

blissful-moon:

fuck me

This

so relevant

ugh

yes omfg

Yesssssss omfg this is, yes

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*322284

I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.

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